While Asleep, your Pokemon cannot attack or retreat (unless a Trainer card or another ability allows them to)

Chaos Warp Target permanent (land included) is shuffled into owners library The owner reveals the top card of their library and if it is a permanent, they get to put it on the battlefield Wild Magic Surge Destroy target permanent (land included) Its controller reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a card that shares a type with the destroyed permanent and puts it on the battlefield Chaotic Transformation Similar to Wild Magic Surge, but this exiles and instead targets an artifact, a creature, an enchantment, a Planeswalker and/or a land (yes all 5 at once if you want) and then reveals cards from the top of their library until they reveal a card that shares a type with it and places it on the battlefield Chaos Wand Pay 4 generic and tap it: target player reveals cards from the top of their library until the reveal an instant or sorcery card you may cast that card without paying its mana cost Wand of Wonder This is like a better version of Chaos Wand in that each opponent reveals cards, not a single target opponent

Theres no place for racism in our game, nor anywhere else. But to that point, it should never have been published nor placed in the Gatherer
This strategy also meshes incredibly well with the Commander, Kotori, Pilot Prodigy, who can set a fixed crew cost of two mana for every vehicle
A Turn 2 Steadfast Paladin means that, more often than not, youre looking at a three-mana 4/3
If you understood any of that last sentence, this is the deck for you